
We’ve been doing this review series for fourteen months now,
and I always tease the next installment by saying that “James Bond will
return,” but it’s been a bit of a downward spiral these past few months as we
hit the doldrums of the Roger Moore era (or should we say reign of error?).
Finally, with 1983’s
Never Say Never Again, we can officially say:
James Bond is back, baby.
And with Sean Connery back at the helm, it’s
almost enough to overlook the film’s faults.
Essentially a remake of
Thunderball,
Never Say Never Again finds Connery
as an aging 007 pulled out of therapeutic retirement to counter SPECTRE’s
latest plot for world domination.
While
investigating Domino Petachi (Kim Basinger), the sister of a dead Air Force
pilot, Bond realizes that two missing warheads are in the possession of
Domino’s domineering lover Maximillian Largo (Klaus Maria Brandauer).
It seems odd to remake an entry in the canon less than
twenty years after
Thunderball, but
the success of
Never Say Never Again
is largely due to the work of two men – Sean Connery and director Irvin
Kershner (who, of course, helmed
The
Empire Strikes Back).
Kershner keeps
the film moving, avoiding the dull bits with a good action sequence or
attractive cinematography, and Connery slips back into the role with all the
charisma we’d expect from a veteran thespian.
The decision to foreground Connery’s return as a crucial plot element is
an inspired one, and it’s woven quite seamlessly into the tapestry of
Thunderball for a film that seems
familiar yet cleverly updated.
The graying Bond plotline fits perfectly with the spa
retreat portions of
Thunderball, also
giving Connery a solid action sequence after a frankly lackluster opening (the
jungle infiltration here fails to live up to
Thunderball’s jetpack funeral crash).
And Connery’s roguish sense of humor plays
well opposite a frustrated M; though the “upper management loathes Bond” plot
doesn’t quite mesh with what we’ve seen from previous films, a more welcome
change is the newer camaraderie with Q – whose previous frustration with 007
gives way to a warmer embrace when he realizes how much fun it is to have
Bond/Connery back.
Indeed,
Never Say
Never Again is an extremely fun outing for Bond.
It mercifully avoids the slapstick comedy of,
say,
Octopussy (released the same
year), but Connery plays the role with a wry wink and a powerful penchant for opportune
one-liners.
Brandauer too, as a
contemporary Peter Lorre type, plays his madman baddie with gleeful insanity
(which he proudly admits when one character labels him as such).
The big surprise here is Basinger’s Bond
girl; while I’m not the world’s biggest fan of hers, she plays second fiddle to
Connery without succumbing to the empty-headed bimbo stereotype, instead
offering a Domino whose anger at her brother’s death is palpable.
More importantly, Bond’s seduction of Domino
is entirely plausible, even in spite of the wiry gray tint in Connery’s
sideburns (okay, maybe even
because
of the gray).
It’s not a perfect Bond film –
Goldfinger can rest easy in that regard.
Because it’s a one-off in a sideways universe
version of James Bond, we never get closure on Blofeld, who remains at large;
it’s a shame, since Max von Sydow’s master criminal role is a treat and mixes
menace with that classic British smug satisfaction.
Perhaps the biggest crime, aside from a
motorcycle in place of an Aston Martin, is that the score is wholly devoid of
the classic Bond theme.
For legal
reasons, of course, it couldn’t have appeared, but in this regard
Thunderball has the advantage; nothing
beats a John Barry score.
If someone somewhere layers a Barry soundtrack over this
film, though, we might be looking at a solid silver to stand beside
Goldfinger.
As it stands, though,
Never Say Never Again is a pleasant detour away from the
catastrophe of the mainstream franchise, and I’ll never say never ever to more
Sean Connery.
Never Say Never Again is
rated PG.
Bond beds three different
women, one of whom wears a translucent leotard.
The typical amount of fistfights and gunfights transpire, though with a
little more blood than in the mainstream series thus far; one person explodes.
James Bond and The Cinema King will return in a review of
A View to a Kill (1985) on March 7,
2014!