
Although it’s not a catastrophe by any stretch of the
imagination, the biggest problem with Gore Verbinski’s
The Lone Ranger isn’t the perceived cultural insensitivity of the
“redface” casting of Johnny Depp as Tonto.
It’s that the film is longer than it needs to be and short on that
relentless charm that made
the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise such a winner.
Following the death of his brother and given a second chance
at life, whitebread lawyer John Reid (Armie Hammer) dons a mask and a badge to
become “The Lone Ranger.” He teams with
offbeat Cherokee Tonto (Depp) to apprehend the outlaw Butch Cavendish (William
Fichtner) while railroad tycoon Latham Cole (Tom Wilkinson) works to complete
his cross-country line.
With
Pirates,
Verbinski and Depp distilled a pitch-perfect blend of high-octane action and
quirky character comedy (I’m on record as being of the opinion that the
franchise has done no wrong). A kind of
revival of the Indiana Jones brand of action/comedy,
Pirates also launched Depp into the household imagination as “he of
the strange faces.” But it’s a long
shadow into which
The Lone Ranger
rides, which means the film’s shortcomings are either the result of detrimentally
heightened expectations or simply a case of a film not living up to its
predecessors.
The Lone Ranger
has been called “bloated” by more than one critic, which accurately describes
(but maybe embellishes) the principal problem with the film, which is one of
length and pacing. At 2:29, the film is
longer than
The Curse of the Black Pearl,
and it takes even longer to get started; scene three of
Pearl introduces us to Captain Jack Sparrow in one of cinema’s best
introductions, yet it takes nearly an hour for Armie Hammer to don the mask. And while Hammer is a good fit for the milquetoast
pacifist Reid, charismatic he’s not, which forces the film to be Tonto’s. Indeed, the film is often confused about who
the star is; Depp’s name is above the title, but Hammer is the eponymous
Ranger, though Depp headlines a (largely unnecessary) frame story.
Let’s back up and clarify here. Hammer and Depp are fine choices for their
respective roles. Though one suspects
this won’t be the start of the franchise Disney may have wanted, the two have
good chemistry together, and the begrudging partnership that forms would make
for interesting sequels that deconstruct the idealized 1950s partnership. (If anything, the frame narrative sets this up
as the “true” account of The Lone Ranger.)
Hammer is good at repressing his personality when he’s riding into
battle atop Silver (here, a “spirit horse” with intractable charm in the vein
of Fritz from
Django Unchained). As for Depp, this is “strange character #43”
in his repertoire, albeit with more depth thanks to a surprisingly nuanced
script that goes places of which the marketing campaign seemed blissfully
unaware (and which those crying “racism” – at least, those who’ve seen it –
seem willfully to ignore).
And the villains of the piece are delightfully hammy;
classic bandit Fichtner snarls it up and isn’t apologetic about eating human
hearts, a far cry from his blue-collar bank managers in
Heat and
The Dark Knight. And I don’t need to tell you that Wilkinson
is as always a treat, pouring the syrup on the scenery in lieu of twirling a
mustache; you know he’s evil the moment you see him, though the inevitable
revelation is played off with an additional, unexpected twist.
So with all these ingredients – including a near-cameo by
Helena Bonham Carter as a one-legged brothel madam – what is it that doesn’t
hit it for
The Lone Ranger? In large part, it’s an issue of length; like
Pirates, there are several action set
pieces, and the plot becomes quite complicated as the disparate story elements
entangle themselves. But unlike
Pirates, Verbinski and company seem to
have, sadly, listened to those who bemoaned that
Pirates was too confusing; consequently, plot twists are recapped
to death, and the status quo is reevaluated at the end of each.
When the film’s on, though, it’s on. The action scenes are
Pirates quality – particularly a harrowing canyon ambush, a
barnyard shootout, and a horse-vs.-train duel set to a rousing reinterpretation
of the
William Tell Overture – and
the performances, as I’ve said, are reliable.
In the end,
The Lone Ranger is
a bit like walking a mile when a run would do; you’ll get to the same place and
feel about as good, but darned if it doesn’t take longer than need be.
The Lone Ranger is
rated PG-13 “for sequences of intense action and violence, and some suggestive
material.” There’s some blood here and
there, but most action sequences are bloodless and more exciting than
gruesome. A bandit speaks provocatively
about a woman, while other men visit a brothel (which looks like a Disneyfied
Moulin Rouge).
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