Last week, I waxed nostalgic on my Top 10 films of 2016,
surprising more than a few, I wouldn’t wonder, when my #1 was
La La Land and
not Batman v Superman.
Today, it’s eleven films I’m looking forward to in 2017
(because I just couldn’t narrow it down to ten). Now I’ll say at the outset
that this list is pretty franchise-heavy, though I should think that’s because
studios nail down these big-budget dates first and open their smaller films
later. For reference, I don’t think we knew about
Fences and
La La Land back
in February 2016. It’ll be interesting to see which of these films make it to
my end-of-year list in eleven months!
The Lego Batman Movie
– Feb. 10
We start with something pretty imminent – next week, in
fact. I had remarked that
The Lego Movie
was “delightfully self-aware” and better that it had any right to be, and so
I’m excited to see that film’s ethos carried over into a full feature film
about my all-time favorite fictional character. Will Arnett returns, joined by
Michael Cera as Robin, Zach Galifianakis as The Joker, Ralph Fiennes as Alfred,
and Rosario Dawson as Batgirl, but we have a whole bevy of characters on
display, from the Justice League to the Condiment King. Early reviews are
coming in positive, which augurs well for this fan.
Logan – March 3
Director James Mangold and star Hugh Jackman managed to wipe
away the bad taste of
X-Men Origins:
Wolverine from Joe Popcorn’s mouth with the fine pseudo-sequel
The Wolverine in 2013, and it looks to
be another first-rate solo film with
Logan,
which borrows loosely from the “Old Man Logan” comics to show our favorite
X-Man on the run in the barren wastes of Texas. Taking Logan into the
neo-western looks luscious and fun, and the inclusion of both Professor X
(Patrick Stewart) and X-23 (newcomer Dafne Keen) roots
Logan in the X-Men film universe.
Guardians of the
Galaxy, Vol. 2 – May 5
Everyone’s favorite a-holes are back! James Gunn has carved
out a weird kind of auteur status within the Marvel Cinematic Universe,
apparently bucking the studio influence in favor of keeping his Guardians
divorced from the major franchise proceedings. And although we’ve already
gotten confirmation that most of the Guardians and their friends are showing up
for
Infinity War (May 4, 2018),
there’s enough in
Vol. 2 to guarantee
my attendance – chief among them, Baby Groot and Kurt Russell as Ego the Living
Planet. Finally, it’s more than a little liberating to know that the trailers
haven’t given us a sense of the film’s plot!
Pirates of the
Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales – May 26
Jack is back, baby, and I don’t mean Jack Bauer (though
24 returned after last night’s Super
Bowl, I wasn’t watching). Johnny Depp sails again as Captain Jack Sparrow, and
although the franchise is not without its detractors, I love
Pirates of the Caribbean. New directors
Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg bring Javier Bardem to the high seas as the
ghostly Captain Salazar, who’s pursuing Sparrow for reasons unknown. As much as
I’m looking forward to more pirates, I’m eager to hear what Geoff Zanelli
brings to the score; alas, Hans Zimmer is not returning (though if we’re being
fair, he did phone it in a bit for
On
Stranger Tides).
Wonder Woman – June 2
FINALLY. It’s patently absurd that we are getting two movies
about a raccoon and a talking tree (see above) before Wonder Woman gets a solo
feature, but thank heavens we don’t have to go another year without our
favorite Amazon throwing down in her own film. Gal Gadot was one of the
brightest spots of
Batman v Superman,
and her enthusiasm for the role looks to be transferring to the audience, as
well. Director Patty Jenkins has a titanic endeavor ahead of her, helming the
first female-led superhero film, but
Wonder
Woman looks to be a home run.
Spider-Man:
Homecoming – July 7
Tom Holland was one of many, many bright spots in
Captain America: Civil War, and you
don’t need your own spidey-sense to get excited about seeing him usher the
wall-crawling webhead into his own film. Michael Keaton continues his
avian-themed career resurgence, going from
Birdman
to The Vulture, which he looks to be reinventing as a blue-collar criminal
rising to the occasion of supervillain. Best of all? The film starts in the
midst of Spider-Man’s career, meaning we won’t need to see Uncle Ben killed one
more time.
Dunkirk – July 21
It’s a toss-up whether my favorite director of all time is
Martin Scorsese or Christopher Nolan, but either way it’s a good day at the
movies where these guys are concerned. Scorsese had a meditative win with
Silence, and Nolan is moving from high
sci-fi to historical drama with this World War II true story and an all-star
cast, many of whom are Nolan staples: Kenneth Branagh, James D’Arcy, Tom Hardy,
Cillian Murphy, and Mark Rylance. That’s Hans Zimmer music in the trailers,
too. Seeing Nolan’s particularly fantastic vision applied to that which is not
fantastical, that which is undeniably real, will surely be worth the price of
admission.
Thor: Ragnarok –
November 3
The Incredible Hulk
aside, Thor has been something of an also-ran in the Marvel Cinematic Universe,
not as critically beloved as Iron Man or Captain America but also not as lushly
crafted as those two’s standalone films. Director Taika Waititi is responding
by sending Thor into space, teaming him up with The Hulk, and stirring in Cate
Blanchett as Hel, Jeff Goldblum as The Grandmaster, and Tessa Thompson as
Valkyrie. This is also likely our best shot at a lead-in to
Infinity War (May 4, 2018), to boot.
Justice League –
November 17
Some of you might have stayed home from
Suicide Squad in protest over
Batman
v Superman, but you’ll be back for
Justice
League. (“Just a hunch...”) For my money, Zack Snyder’s done exemplary work
with the DC film universe; even if it’s not for everyone, as popular opinion
has shown, it’s just right for me – he takes this stuff as seriously as I do,
and he’s not afraid to engage in big ideas about faith, human nature, gods, and
myth. Heck, let him direct
The Batman
while we’re at it. The inclusion of Ciaran Hinds as antagonist Steppenwolf also
bodes well for the inevitable inclusion of Darkseid as the next big villain.
Murder on the Orient
Express – November 24
This one might seem like the odd man out on this list –
indeed, it’s probably the only movie on the list where nothing will blow up –
but a new version of the Agatha Christie classic is cause for excitement. It’s
a great mystery, one I guarantee will keep you guessing up until Hercule
Poirot’s “two solutions” monologue, and the Albert Finney version was
fascinating, but I’m curious to see what a few new faces do with the material.
Kenneth Branagh stars and directs (in typically self-aggrandizing fashion, I am
sure), but there’s a star-studded cast snowed in aboard the train, including
but not limited to: Olivia Colman, Penélope Cruz, Willem Dafoe, Judi Dench,
Johnny Depp, Derek Jacobi, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Daisy Ridley. And speaking of
Daisy Ridley...
Star Wars: Episode
VIII - The Last Jedi – December 15
Nuff said? The recent announcement of the film’s title
sparked a slew of speculation about its significance (though the title crawl
for
The Force Awakens identifies Luke
Skywalker as “the last Jedi”), adding fuel to the fire that sparked when we
left Luke and Rey on that cliff. I for one can’t wait to rejoin that galaxy
far, far away;
Rogue One was a
sufficient appetizer, but even at one film a year I’m chomping at the bit for
more
Star Wars.
Five Honorable Mentions:
·
Kong: Skull Island – March 10
·
Beauty and the Beast – March 17
·
Kingsman: The Golden Circle – June 16
·
War for the Planet of the Apes – July 14
·
Blade Runner 2049 – October 6
What’s on your list? What is guaranteed to get you to the
cineplex in 2017? Sound off in the comments below!