10. The movie might not live up to the hype surrounding it. [But let's be honest, ten million critics can't all be wrong... can they?]
9. Maggie Gyllenhaal's "sad turtle" mug might drag the whole thing down.
8. A sudden turn towards the Schumacher.
7. An embarassingly over the top turn by Heath Ledger. [Actually I'm not at all worried about that, as the above clip dissuades any such notions, but it ought to be mentioned.]
6. No Morgan Freeman narration. [Actually, narration would probably kill this movie.]
5. The inevitable turn that there's no way that a threequel will live up to this one. [Unless someone listens to my idea about Brittany Murphy and Rose McGowan as Harley & Ivy... and Toby Jones for The Mad Hatter. Heck, throw in Ben Kingsley as Mr. Freeze.]
4. WAAAY TOO SHORT. Give me about four hours, Mr. Nolan, and I'll be happy.
3. Not enough Joker.
2. Get Smart Syndrome - all the good material being given away in the promotional spots.
1. This movie might be so awesome that as the credits roll I may just die of sheer ecstasy, which would be a shame since I'm sure that I'll want to see it more than once.
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