Movie Reviews from the young man in the twenty-second row...
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Depp Week Delayed
Ahoy, folks. Bad news on the docks. Due to unforseeable consequences - namely, being hijacked by pirates in search of bewitched treasure - Depp Week is being postponed until at least the weekend, if not Monday/Tuesday.
Keep a weathered eye on the horizon, mateys. Here there be Pirates of the Caribbean reviews soon as we be returnin' from Davy Jones's locker.
Welcome to The Cinema King! If you're hankering for short and sweet movie reviews, you've come to the right place. I've been watching movies for as long as I can remember, and it's time I shared the fun with you all.
First, a few disclaimers. The reviews I post on here are my own. It means I own them, so they're mine. If you want to use them in any way, make sure you credit me, because otherwise it gets messy legal-wise. Stealing isn't cool - and it's illegal, so just don't do it. Also, comments are heartily welcome as long as you're not a jerk about it. Finally, stay in school, kids.
Otherwise, have fun! Happy reading, happy viewing, and happy living!
Unless otherwise noted, this is a spoiler-free zone. I strongly believe in the sanctity of storytelling, and I will always endeavor not to violate the power of narrative by spoiling. As ever on the internet, read the comments at your own peril.
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