After forty years and half as many movies, the James Bond
franchise has legs like few others (
Godzilla
comes to mind for longevity), and on the surface
Die Another Day pays homage to a lot of great moments from the long
history of the series.
The film itself,
however, is the epitome of a trainwreck:
it starts strong and quickly derails, all the while remaining a ruin
away from which you can’t tear your eyes.
After months of torture in a North Korean prison camp, James
Bond (Pierce Brosnan) is released in a hostage trade orchestrated by M (Judi
Dench) to root out a British conspirator.
Bond pursues Korean terrorist Zao (Rick Yune) to Cuba, where he learns
that American spy Jinx Johnson (Halle Berry) is also on the case.
Together, the two follow the trail to British
diamond baron Gustav Graves (Toby Stephens) and his orbital laser satellite.
From that plot synopsis, you already have a sense of the biggest
problem with
Die Another Day – its staggering
unevenness.
The film sprints from
setpiece to setpiece with little connective tissue between scenes other than
someone coming in and expositing to Bond, “This is where you need to go
next.”
The more dangerous message of
these weak transitions is the intimation that Bond is rusty and doesn’t know
his way around a secret mission anymore.
Consequently, the inorganic quality of the plot results in a film that
is neither a triumph nor a catastrophe.
There are moments when
Die Another
Day is quite entertaining, but the moments when it isn’t prevent the whole
from coalescing into a fulfilling moviegoing experience.
Case in point – at about the midpoint of the film, there’s a
fantastic fencing match between Bond and Graves.
It’s energetic, fantastically choreographed
and directed, and essential in developing the personalities of the two
men.
The stuntwork is quite excellent,
and the scene positively crackles.
Like
any good setpiece, it’s easily divorced from the larger narrative, enjoyable on
its own merits, but everything surrounding the duel is incomprehensibly
disconnected; it’s anyone’s guess why the two men duel in the first place, nor
does it make much sense for Graves to invite Bond to his secret lair after the
duel.
And when the whole film proceeds in such a way, it’s just
exhausting.
The fundamental flaw of the
film is that in nearly every aspect of the narrative,
Die Another Day is unable to commit to one direction.
In the character of Jinx, the filmmakers have
an opportunity to give Bond an equal number, a female American agent every bit
as skilled as he is; instead, Jinx is as often (if not more frequently) a
damsel in distress.
Halle Berry is very
good in the role, equally smart and sexy, but the role itself is somewhat
thin.
After one particularly great fight
sequence in the bowels of a plummeting airplane, Jinx dispatches her adversary
and then
quite literally sits down
and waits for Bond to save her.
The Jinx of the first half of the film would never have done
that, but it seems that halfway through
Die
Another Day everything in the film goes topsy-turvy and stops making
sense.
The film’s opener, with
hovercrafts and silly puns, is ludicrous enough but remains safely within the
loose realism of the Bond films.
Once we
get into the second half, with space lasers and ice palaces, the film surrenders
entirely to poor CGI effects and absurd gadgetry far beyond what the boundaries
of credulity can accommodate.
As if the
invisible car weren’t preposterous enough, the film sees Bond surfing multiple
times, and in the film’s climax Gustav Graves dons an electrified suit of armor
for no apparent reason whatsoever; there’s a gag about making his suitcase
device more ergonomic, but you won’t find this gizmo in an IKEA near you.
It’s a real shame that
Die
Another Day goes so far off the rails, not only because it’s Brosnan’s
final outing as 007, though it is tragic that the promise of
Goldeneye was never fully met during
Brosnan’s tenure.
The presence of story
beats that actually work well – the motivation of the villain to live up to his
father, the traitor within MI6 as an update on the classic henchman trope, and
M’s unwavering faith in Bond – each make the film that much more excruciating
because there are glimpses of a Bond film that could have been.
Instead, we get a movie with more explosions
in the opening sequence than any other entire Bond film, turning up the volume
instead of the intellect.
Perhaps the worst aesthetic offense is the moment when M
tells Bond, “While you were gone, the world changed,” suggesting a post-9/11
self-awareness and a recognition of the new state of geopolitics.
Unfortunately, though, the film never really
engages with that idea.
While positing a
new paradigm for Bond, the film goes for broke in the direction of the worst
excesses of the franchise; the space laser recalls
Moonraker, while the hyper-technology seems like an unironic
version of the exploding pen
Never Say Never Again pulled off with a knowing wink.
With all the other callbacks to earlier films – Jinx’s bikinied exit
from the ocean a la
Dr. No, the Union
Jack parachute ripped from
The Spy Who Loved Me, and even more overt allusions like the
Thunderball jetpack’s cameo, among others – the fortieth
anniversary of the film franchise seems to attempt to argue implicitly that
Bond doesn’t need to change.
The end
result, however, tells an entirely different story; this is a Bond in desperate
need of a new wind of change (so long as he doesn’t attempt to surf on it).
Die Another Day is
rated PG-13 for “action violence and sexuality.”
There’s a quick flash of blood in one scene
of impalement and an occasional slash during a duel sequence; other characters
die with no blood visible, while the film shows glimpses of Bond being tortured
in North Korea.
As noted above, nearly
everything explodes in this film.
Bond
sleeps with two women (a low number for him), but all we see are bare backs.
James Bond and The Cinema King will return in a review of
Casino Royale (2006) on October 7, 2014!